Remember when you were pregnant? Remember those golden days of rubbing your belly slowly, imagining the incredible beauty that is the new life you’re creating? The gentle evenings of foot massage from your loving partner, discussions of whether the babe will learn cello or piano?
You don’t? Oh right. That would be because THAT DOESN’T HAPPEN! And then you meet women who rock up for a maternity photo shoot with their three year old and partner, looking as if they’re about to float around a wooded glen picking posies and whispering to faeries. And what did I do? I picked up that camera and snapped away because…well…wow! Wouldn’t you?!
Oh sorry, you’re not pregnant yet? *ahem* Only read that first paragraph. Really, that’s how it is. Truly.